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By Law, Every Blog Must Post a Picture of a Cat Within 24 Hours of Creation or Major Revision

It's a federal law, actually. You can look it up.

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That's a cute cat :)

John Scalzi:

Well, the letter of the law is fulfilled by posting a picture of any cat, but the spirit of the law demands that it be a cute one.

theophylact:

Dunno what's still wrong, but until you get the blog in shape, you'd be better off dropping the background entirely, because the text is illbegoddamnedlegible.

Jeff Hentosz:

Hey! It's Ghlaghghee! I'd know her anywhere.

Loving the tags, btw. And the background is fine. Says, "I am sweating down here in the blog mines for you people, so take your opinions topside or get this pry bar upside yer head." Says it to me, anyway. Carry on.

Bookninja:

In exactly what country is this a federal law?

John Scalzi:

All of them.

Your cat looks remarkably startled, considering how often it gets its picture taken.

(Also, you can make the tag search URLs look nicer by the method here (search for "Beautifying").

Damn. I'm a lawbreaker. Again.

At least Chang who is not chang should be set for another day or two.

John Scalzi said:
All of them.

I think Sealand might have been grandfathered in as a catless blog nation, since I think the country is without feline habitation. With cats disliking water so, Sealand isn't on their top 5 vacation hot spots either.

But, I have no proof, just pointless conjecture.

cisko:

You realize, of course, that Ghlaghghee was responsible for locking the database. Instead of

"sudo open a can of cat food for me"

she went for

"sudo chmod 000 whatever"

Clever girl...

Theophylact, (and anybody else with a mangled Whatever)
Hold down Shift and hit the refresh button. That forces your browser to reload all elements. Then, instead of getting a mangled Whatever, you'll get a bland Whatever (at least until our kind host has time to rebuild his site from scratch using only a chisel and a #5 drill bit).

K

Hunh.

Reminds me we haven't heard from Impostoi-Chang much lately. I hoep he/she's okay.

Is it me, or does that cat look pigeon-toed?

Sean:

That picture, because the cat's foot is juuuuust on the bottom of the image, has a very 3D feel, as if the cat is coming out of the screen.

Creeeeeepy.

Erbo:

I can read that look on her face...she's thinking, "At least he omitted the bacon...this time."

Or perhaps thinking, "I can haz bacun" ?

Lugo:

Keep in mind that she chose you because you have opposable thumbs and access to the fridge!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/28/AR2007062802343.html?hpid=topnews

jennifer:

Finally. A law that makes sense.

Kate Nepveu, Ghlaghghee is surprised because her male human isn't looming over her with bacon or a tiara or other prop that he's threatening to affix to her. I'm sure she's grateful, but you know there's a part of her that's thinking, "What kind of trick is this?"

Also? Pretty cat.

O Great Scalzi, you have outdone yourself again. The Beauteous Ghlaghghee embodies Perfection.

Each picture of Her Magnificence is better than the last. Unfortunately, they are all too infrequent due to your sloth and careless nature.

Nevertheless, The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club has decided to award you an award (you may display it next to your otherwise unimportant writing awards if you like):

The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club Seal of Approval Award for June 29, 2007. Valid through June 30, 2007.

The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

PS - Impostoi-Chang? I am not Chang, Previous Chang.

MWT:

Ahh, crap. What if I don't have a cat?? Can I use yours?

John Scalzi:

You can't be on the Internet if you don't have a cat, MWT!

MWT:

*spontaneously implodes*

That cat looks so much--EXACTLY--like mine, that every time you post a picture of...her?...I have a disconcerting feeling that someone stole my cat.

Separated at birth, I tell ya. I wish I could get a better picture of him, but he thwarts me every time.

kristin b - while your cat is attractive, there is no way he is EXACTLY like the Beauteous Ghlaghghee.

There are no cats on earth like Her Magnificence. None.

The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

Oh, dear. I've only posted a few pictures in my blog, and none of them is my cat.

Project for tomorrow: post a picture of Dinah.

Chang--

Well, Shakespeare--also known as Ninja Mew--is quite content with the knowledge that he has a much smaller, but no less ardent, fan club right here.

It does help that they give him treats, though...

(and yes, Ghlaghghee is quite beauteous. I would join his/her fan club if it wouldn't get my eyes scratched out and some poo in my shoe).

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