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December 09, 2006

And Now This Critical News Flash

My toe is sore.

Ow.

Posted by john at December 9, 2006 02:16 PM

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Anna K | December 9, 2006 02:40 PM

What'd ya do?

Jemaleddin | December 9, 2006 03:16 PM

And where's the accompanying photo?

alkali | December 9, 2006 03:20 PM

Blogging truly is replacing journalism.

Mary | December 9, 2006 03:34 PM

My head is sore.

Steve Buchheit | December 9, 2006 03:48 PM

Wow, I guess the furniture is surprisingly un-sturdy. Hope you didn't hurt anything else.

Chang who love eat brainz! | December 9, 2006 03:50 PM

cockring.

Damn, I said it again!

Christian | December 9, 2006 04:36 PM

> My toe is sore.

Remember what Tom Beringer said in Platoon: "Take the pain! Take the pain!"

cisko | December 9, 2006 04:51 PM

> Remember what Tom Beringer said in Platoon: "Take the pain! Take the pain!"

And look what happened to him.

Nina A | December 9, 2006 04:52 PM

i feel your pain John. have a batch of interweb cookiez.

Nathan | December 9, 2006 04:54 PM

Fie! Woe, his gore.

Daniel Marsh | December 9, 2006 05:15 PM

I highly recommend not kicking things/people. Has done wonders for flare ups of my toe is sore. Of course, not kicking things has lead to greater occurance of steam puffs coming out my ears (accompanied by the sound of train whistles) and the rare case of exploding head. I have found I can ameliorate some of these side-effects by balancing not kicking things with hitting things and throwing things out windows. I find throwing things with batteries particularly effective.

Dan | December 9, 2006 05:15 PM

Get an axe and cut that weak bastard off.

Chang who love eat brainz! | December 9, 2006 06:07 PM

And Now This Critical News Flash

My toe is sore.

Ow.

No doubt causing JS to go on a maple fueled binge of rage and maybe a little Doom.

Dr. Phil | December 9, 2006 06:59 PM

With bacon.

Dr. Phil

(see what happens when you don't give details? zero sympathy...)

Chang, who gets nothing done without BRAINZ | December 9, 2006 08:19 PM

That's what happens when you type sex scenes with it.

Dane | December 9, 2006 08:20 PM

Sore toe? Isn't that what killed Jack Daniels? Get it checked out before you become a trivia bit used in clever advertising. It could happen...

Bobarino | December 9, 2006 08:44 PM

Mine, too, but I cured it with the ancient healing art of Toe-Fu.

Dr. Thingo | December 10, 2006 11:00 AM

I am posting on this thread for no reason whatsoever.

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