February 22, 2005
Let's Mock Scalzi: A Contest
Yes, we are a very literate family.
Gotta take a few days off to get some work done. However, two things:
1. Be sure you're back here on Monday for a big announcement regarding Agent to the Stars.
2. In my absence, I thought it might be fun to run a little contest, in which y'all get to brutally mock me for fun and prizes.
The Let's Mock Scalzi Contest -- The rules:
i. Imitate me writing a Whatever entry, on whatever topic you want.
ii. Put it in the comment thread to this entry.
See? Easy. You don't have to write a full Whatever entry, incidentally; I think a paragraph or two will suffice, although I guess if you really want to go whole hog and do a whole fake entry, who am I to stop you. You can actually attempt an imitation, or just kneecap me with a vicious parody of my trite and hackneyed prose style. You know, whatever works for you. My only request is that in mocking me, you don't mock my family (i.e., you can mock me as much as you want, and even mock me in the act of talking about my family, but suggesting not nice things about Athena and/or Krissy isn't cool). Other than that, fire away.
I'll look through the entries and pick a winner on Monday. The winner gets a signed Advance Uncorrected Proof of Agent to the Stars (although probably not the one Kodi's reading; she's possessive). I'll personalize it if you want, or just sign it, the better for you to hock it on eBay one day, presumably after my tragic blender accident has driven up the price of Scalzi memorabilia (Note this is not a guarantee of a tragic blender accident; the details of the tragic accident may vary from its representation here).
Have fun and see you all on Monday, at which time -- remember -- there will be a big announcement. No, not the winner of the contest (though I'll do that too). Something else.
Posted by john at February 22, 2005 02:23 PM
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