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May 04, 2004

Rant: Collected Ventings 1999 - 2004

I've been muttering for some time about collecting up some of my most memorable rant-like Whatever entries into convenient book form, and since I won't have another book out this year until at least September, now seems an excellent time to do it.

So behold! Rant: Collected Ventings 1999 - 2004 -- Five years and 284 pages of lightly-edited online bile, now on sale through my CafePress shop, for the outrageous vanity press cost of $16.95 ($15.28 of which goes directly to CafePress. This is the peril of the Publish-on-Demand cost structure).

The book is loaded with most of my most famous rantings, including the following classics:

* I Hate Your Politics
* How to Write Hate Mail
* Leviticans
* Even More Long-Winded (But Practical) Writing Advice

As well as my various bashings of creationists, Confederates, the childfree, conservatives, squishy Salon-reading liberals and anyone else who has aroused my wrath and ire over the last half decade. What it doesn't feature are my various nice and light Whatevers -- no, this is all about outgassing. Which is what I titled it Rant. I figure truth in advertising counts for something.

Why go the CafePress vanity publishing route? Well, because -- and not to put too fine a point on it -- it's not a very commercial book. The people who are going to be interested in owning it are the people who know me and/or the people who already read the site. There are several thousand of the latter, which is nice, but it's probably not enough to convince a publishing house to bother. My non-fiction agent informs me that basically the only books of columns and essays that actually make any money are written by Dave Barry, so a collection of entries by a mostly-unknown fellow venting on the Web is likely to do dramatically less business.

Fair enough. As I'm fond of saying, I'm in the fortunate position of not having to do everything strictly for the money. And in any event, I've sold six books already, so I don't have to worry about whether it's a "real" book or not. This is entirely a vanity sort of thing -- low-volume but also low-risk, since I'm not required to lay out any cash to make it happen. I've not violated the holiest dictum of professional writing, which is "money flows to the writer." Should any money flow here, it'll flow in my direction. And that's the important thing.

I should note that putting these Whatevers into book form doesn't mean I'm taking them down off the site. No, everything in the book is on the site and will likely remain so. As I said, this isn't a fantastically commerical endeavor -- it's mostly a way to let interested folk read me away from their computer screens.

So if you've ever wanted my rantings in book form, here you go. Enjoy! It also makes a lovely gift for dads and grads (or if you go the one-day shipping route, for moms, too). I'll be interested to see how it does.

Posted by john at May 4, 2004 09:43 AM

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